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Before joining PhD:


    * I want to win the Nobel Prize.
    * I want to win the Turing Award.

 

First year of PhD:

 

    * I want to finish PhD in two years.
    * I want to publish papers only in top tier conferences.
    * I want to make ground-breaking research.
    * I want to win the best PhD Thesis award.

 

Second year of PhD:


    * I want to finish PhD in 5 years.
    * I want a problem.
    * Shall I change my advisor?

 

Third year of PhD:


    * I want a paper; I don't care which conference.
    * Shall I change my topic?
    * I want to be known as Dr bhOndOO.

 

Fourth year of PhD:


    * I want to finish PhD!
    * My industry-friends have two children by now. When will I get married?

 

Fifth year of PhD:


    * Why did I come here?
    * Why did I choose this advisor?
    * Why did I choose this topic?

 

Sixth year of PhD:


    * Someone give me a degree!
    * I want to leave this place — for ever.
    * Let me leave.

 

Seventh year of PhD:


    * People call me uncle.
    * She waited and finally married someone else...
    * I don't want any degree. I just want to live peacefully!  

 

 

                                                                    P.A