You Are Iranian If…
JIf you are a car salesman and at the same time a singer.
JIf you dress up to go to grocery store.
JIf you smoke 5 packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke
JIf you pronounce "Sure", "SHOOR".
JIf you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
JIf you watch Iranian program on TV, but always nag for programming.
JIf you are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes.
JIf you pronounce "gas station", "gas esstation".
JIf you carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phone and no one ever calls you.
JIf you don't own a house and have no job, but still can afford a BMW.
JIf your in-laws come to visit and they never leave
JYou parents want you to become a doctor or a computer programmer.
JYour dad tells you daily, "Donyayeh ayandeh, donya yeh computereh"
JYou started college as a biology major wanting to go to med school, then you figured you'd become a dentist because its easier, then you tried computer programming, then you switched to become a lawyer, and you finally have ended up as a real estate agent.
JYou use the phrase "Ghorbooneh Shoma" or "Ghorbonat" or "Ghorboonet" at least 30 times a day.
JYou start every sentence with "Bebeen"

JYou walk down the street with your cell phone in your hand, whereas you could stick it in your pocket or belt clip.

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