In A Psychologist's Office

 

 

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell.

Well, just go home and if the feeling persists, give me a ring

.

 

 

 Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.

Who said that

?!

 

Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me.

What do you mean by that

?

 

Doctor, doctor, People keep ignoring me!

Next

!

 

Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.

Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem

?

 

 

Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly!

Lay on the couch, face down

.

 

Doctor, Doctor, I can't stop stealing things.

Take these pills for a week; if that doesn't work I'll have a color TV

!

 

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon.

Sit there and don't stir

.

 

Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive.

Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm

...

 

Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.

And how long have you had this complaint?

Who wants to know

?

 

 

Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!

No problem. Hop up on the couch

.

 

 

 

Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.

Don't answer

 

 

P.A